GREETINGS!

hello team!! como estas beeetches? bien?!
yes that's right, i used the spanish. i whip it out like a flasher. and ps. why don't we have a latina member of team sloppy? is it because then there would be awkwardness about making 'i'll cut you!' jokes? i say it is a team mission to bring a sassy latina back from miami/pr. or in lieu of an actual person, maybe just some bandanas, hoop earrings, and a jar of pomade? close enough

enough of this nonsense. and on to better nonsense. i am full on excited about this blog whatnot, as maybe you have noticed, so to encourage posting/contribution...i present you with...

coming soon!!